Alternate Title: Jenn Rediscovers her Clitoris.

I've spent the last week or so on edge. It could be the moving, or the over-dependence on caffeine, or the monster-induced nightly insomnia I've been experiencing. I've also been missing MW somethin' awful. I've been missing arms around me and warm breaths on my neck.

Oh, and penises. I've been missing penises TONS (hence the last few pictures...)

Last night, I remembered that I have friends. Good friends. GREAT friends. Friends that are always there for me whenever I need them. Friends who never let me down, and always put a smile on my face. Friends who come in all shapes, sizes, and colours.

These particular friends live in a plastic dresser beside my bed. There is Mr. Squishy, Ebony, Fin-Fin, Flipper, The Pink Lady, and Number One (these aren't actual names, I just made them up.. to, uhm, protect the innocent).

I'll skip the details, but yadda, yadda, yadda, I was feeling much better this morning.